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Oh Look It's Christmas Rude Christmas Card
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Oh Look It's Christmas Rude Christmas Card

Here's the Christmas card version of our very popular Birthday version. I think birthdays and Chris...

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Shout! Christmas Funny Card Pack of 10 Multipack
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Shout! Christmas Funny Card Pack of 10 Multipack

Shout! Christmas Multipack 10 x Shout! Christmas Cards. A great saving at only 'pound;12.50, that...

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Santa Thinks You're A Cunt Gift Wrap X 3 Sheets Rude
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Santa Thinks You're A Cunt Gift Wrap X 3 Sheets Rude

Maybe not one we'd suggest for your mother, but if you're looking for something really, really offen...

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I Love Cock Funny Pen
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I Love Cock Funny Pen

Well, if you do, you do. Now you have a pen to broadcast the fact.

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Santa Thinks You're A Cunt Rude Pen
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Santa Thinks You're A Cunt Rude Pen

Well, Father Christmas is entitled to have an opinion and here's the pen to prove it.

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Don't Steal My Fucking Pen Rude Pen
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Don't Steal My Fucking Pen Rude Pen

If they don't already know not to do it, this pen says it all.

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I Love My Pussy Funny Mug
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I Love My Pussy Funny Mug

If you hear someone say they love their pussy do you imagine a feline friend or something much more...

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Same Shit Rude Christmas Card
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Same Shit Rude Christmas Card

We all know Christmas is just as stressful (maybe even more) than the rest of the year with just the...

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Even Santa Loves Porn Funny Christmas Card
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Even Santa Loves Porn Funny Christmas Card

It's true. He claims it's good for his 'elf, but no-one is buying that. So let the friskier of your...

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Selfish, Ungrateful Family Funny Christmas Cards
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Selfish, Ungrateful Family Funny Christmas Cards

Mums! You're never fully appreciated at Christmas are you, all that work, rushing around. Well the...

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Alexa, Cancel Christmas Funny Christmas Card
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Alexa, Cancel Christmas Funny Christmas Card

Alexa can do many things, she can set a timer and read you the news but it'll be a push for her to c...

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Our Festive Dildos Funny Christmas Cards
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Our Festive Dildos Funny Christmas Cards

What a perfect Christmas present! This Christmas why not pack up your usual sex toy and replace it...

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Santa Says Go Fuck Yourself Rude Christmas Card
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Santa Says Go Fuck Yourself Rude Christmas Card

Think about it, delivering all those presents and having annoying children sitting on your lap all t...

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Gumdrop Christmas Rude Card Pack of 10 Multipack
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Gumdrop Christmas Rude Card Pack of 10 Multipack

Gumdrop Christmas Multipack 10 x Assorted Cards A great saving at only 'pound;12.50, that's just...

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Bubbles Christmas Funny Card Pack of 10 Multipack
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Bubbles Christmas Funny Card Pack of 10 Multipack

Bubbles Christmas Multipack 10 x Assorted Christmas Cards. A great saving at only 'pound;12.50, t...

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Fuck Christmas Gift Wrap X 3 Sheets Rude
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Fuck Christmas Gift Wrap X 3 Sheets Rude

If you're so fed up with the festivities that you can barely bring yourself to wrap those presents,...

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I Shit Rainbows Funny Pen
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I Shit Rainbows Funny Pen

Feeling particularly smug about how great you are? Here's the pen for you, rainbows and all.

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Don't Blame Me I Voted Remain Funny Pen
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Don't Blame Me I Voted Remain Funny Pen

Maybe, just maybe someone will use this pen to finally sign off Brexit?

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Fuck Work Rude Pen
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Fuck Work Rude Pen

Sometimes, you've had enough. Here's a pen for those days.

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It Must Be True, I Read It On Facebook Funny Mug
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It Must Be True, I Read It On Facebook Funny Mug

In this day and age of social media, we no longer philosophise on whether a noise is made when a tre...

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